the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
when i was in 7th grade i asked my science teacher if there were other colors that existed and we just couldn’t see them and she said no but i couldn’t stop thinking “well how would we know anyway” and that’s how i had an existential crisis at the age of 12
Are you into girls? I hope this doesn't sound offensive! :( no offense!
I’m asked this a lot actually haha. I don’t find girls as attractive as guys, but I really don’t mind when it comes to gender. I mean you can’t really choose the person you fall in love with and I’m not going to have the mindset that sex controls the relationship.
My dad is downstairs watching the harry potter series for the 1st time screaming and i go to check on him and he says ” YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DON’T KILL THE EVIL LITTLE BLONDE LESBIAN FROM THE SNAKE HOUSE BUT THEY KILL DOBBY? WHY DOBBY. THIS RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.”
do you ever zone out and your body does all the work for you and then you come back to reality like in the shower or driving like did i just miss the last 20 mins was i stuck in my own head for that long
i hate it when dudes have real specific tastes like ill ONLY date a girl with long legs.. ill ONLY date a girl with blue eyes ill ONLY date a girl with scales ill ONLY date a girl that has little mouths on her forehead that sing a variety of spanish tunes
I’ll date a girl that has little mouths on her forehead that can sing tunes in any language.
see THESE are the kind of dudes we need. open minded, not confined by languages, i like that
i hate it when you get your family or parent to watch one of your favorite movies and the entire time you’re glancing at them, waiting for some big reaction and they are completely unfazed/bored by it.
OR THEY TALK OVER IT
AND GO TO GET FOOD AND YOU’RE LIKE “SHOULD I PAUSE IT”